Those Crazy Customers

• Customer: [Calling on the phone] What is your return policy?
• Me: 14 days with a receipt
• Customer: What if I've opened it?
• Me: What do you mean?
• Customer: What if I've opened the book?
• Me: [trying very hard not to laugh out loud]
• Customer: Hello?
• Me: Sir, how would we know unless you've damaged the book?
• Customer: Oh.