Crazy Customers

• Customer: I'm having trouble with my Nook.
• Me: I'm sorry. What seems to be the trouble?
• Customer: The book I'm reading is stuck on the page.
• Me: [Turning on the Nook and opening up the digital book] Is this the book?
• Customer: Yes. It won't go past that page.
• Me: Well, you're on the last page. See here [pointing at the page number]. You're on page 391 of 391.
• Customer: [Looking at me like a deer in headlights] I feel so stupid.
• Me Wanting To Say: Well, this certainly removes any doubt in my mind.