Posts tagged humor

Had to post - too funny!

Had to post - too funny!

Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
Steve Martin
booklikes:

Should you read a book?

Classic!

booklikes:

Should you read a book?

Classic!

I have never listened to anyone who criticized my taste in space travel, sideshows or gorillas. When this occurs, I pack up my dinosaurs and leave the room.
Ray Bradbury; Zen in the Art of Writing
John Green telling it like it is.

John Green telling it like it is.

I’ve posted this before but it’s soooo true!

I’ve posted this before but it’s soooo true!

Lol. Who wants to be normal?

Lol. Who wants to be normal?

On the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much—the wheel, New York, wars and so on—while all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man—for precisely the same reasons.

Douglas Adams, The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy (via feeling-natures-glow)

[Is it not Towel Day yet?]

nprbooks:

pickeringtonlibrary:

Well…he’s honest about it. 

There’s only one appropriate response to this:

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—- Petra

I needed a little bit of humor this morning. Write faster George R.R. Martin!!

Librarians …a subversive lot.

Librarians …a subversive lot.

litphonix:

Authors and their foods and drink.

Things to ponder?

How is it that a dog can eat its own vomit, scarf down a bunch of cat poop, and lick its own butt for hours and be totally fine? But if it eats half a candy bar it dies?