Posts tagged humor

themarysue:

One never needs a reason to reblog Leonard Nimoy singing The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins.

This is true.

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.
Steven Wright
All the ideas in the universe can be described by words. Therefore, if you simply take all the words and rearrange them randomly enough times, you’re bound to hit upon at least a few great ideas eventually. Sausage donkey swallows flying guillotine, my love assembly line.

Jarod Kintz; The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They’re Over.

Amazon vs. Hachette - Sherman Alexie

powells:

Here’s the segment from last night’s The Colbert Report in which Sherman Alexie promotes Edan Lepucki’s California and also US!

Stop buying Amazon!! Help the little guys!!

Yup, that about sums it up!

Yup, that about sums it up!

A good [short story] would take me out of myself and then stuff me back in, outsized, now, and uneasy with the fit.
David Sedaris

davidjwest:

You don’t want the opinion of another writer.

Ha! This!

theaeonianacademy:

by Tom Gauld

That’s funny.

theaeonianacademy:

by Tom Gauld

That’s funny.

feelsruinedmylife:

I am going to read

As if there’s a choice?

feelsruinedmylife:

I am going to read

As if there’s a choice?

WHEN USED BOOKSTORES HAVE SALES

dukeofbookingham:

I’m just like:

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At this point I’d call complete strangers over to help carry more books with me to the counter.

Have you ever read a quote and then realized that the author probably did not mean the quote the way in which you initially interpreted it? I just did that very thing with this quote …  LOL.

“You will never be able to experience everything. So, please, do poetical justice to your soul and simply experience yourself.”—Albert Camus

[Ladies, you might want to keep this one in mind when telling an unwanted guy to eloquently get lost!]

satanicpotatoxo:

Friday morning

Make time to read.

satanicpotatoxo:

Friday morning

Make time to read.

Yup.

Yup.