Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
I have never listened to anyone who criticized my taste in space travel, sideshows or gorillas. When this occurs, I pack up my dinosaurs and leave the room.
On the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much—the wheel, New York, wars and so on—while all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man—for precisely the same reasons.
Douglas Adams, The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy (via feeling-natures-glow)
[Is it not Towel Day yet?]
How is it that a dog can eat its own vomit, scarf down a bunch of cat poop, and lick its own butt for hours and be totally fine? But if it eats half a candy bar it dies?