Crazy Customers

• [A customer comes in our store to buy a Nook . . .]
• Me: We have a promotion going on right now. When you buy a Nook you get two free tickets to the pre-screening of The Hunger Games. Would you like to get the tickets?
• Customer: What is it?
• Me: You get two free tickets to go see The Hunger Games two days before it's in the theaters.
• Customer: The Hunger Games? What's that a rock band?
• Me Wanting To Say: Yeah, it's a rock band and you have to fight your way out of the stadium at the end of the show or end up being killed.